The Burger

The Burger is the 9th episode in the series.

Plot
While Jay watches Wahlburgers, Matt comes downstairs, ready to detail their new plan. Jay points out that the Rivoli has not called them back as promised, and insists whatever his plan is, they need to see it through to the end. Matt explains that they will go to a Toronto Maple Leafs game and pose as superfans, end up on the jumbotron, kiss on camera, (which Matt assumes the crowd will have a homophobic reaction to) and promote Nirvanna the Band when the stunt gets them on the news. In a series of interviews filmed like an episode of Wahlburgers, Matt expresses excitement for the new plan, while Jay finds himself doubtful.

As they walk by the Rivoli, Jay notices a sign for an improv show. He comes up with an idea: take part in the show and "improvise" a performance, getting the staff's attention and landing them a show. Matt expresses skepticism, but Jay says they will just take an improv class. Jay is a success at the improv class, while Matt, who boasted his skills as an improviser, does poorly. Depressed, Matt goes to a nearby Wahlburgers and gets a Donny Double D, and verbally wishes Jay would come and apologize to him while taking a bite. Jay enters and admits he brought Matt to the class because he did not want to do his plan. Amazed, Matt wishes they could go back to the original plan and takes another bite, and Jay agrees. They hurry to the stadium, not before Matt orders six more burgers.

As Matt wishes for a way to get on the jumbotron and eats a burger, Jay notices a CTV van and the two improv a story that convinces them to put the camera on them at a point in the game. Matt eats all of his burgers as the game begins, and before the two are put on the kiss cam, they see another male couple kissing on screen and the crowd cheering, ruining Matt's plan. As the camera focuses on them, Matt vomits from the burgers. They are thrown out under assumption that Matt is intoxicated. Matt explains to the camera that he learned a lesson from the ordeal that he will stick to for the season: "you don't keep a secret from your best friend." An interspliced clip of Mark Wahlberg expresses excitement at the happy ending and disappointment that he could not attend, but that he will visit the guys soon.

Matt and Jay, wanting to avoid a lawsuit from Wahlburgers, try to write a jingle that quickly becomes trans-inclusive, although neither of them know how to do it properly. Jay sneezes.

Appearances

 * Jay McCarrol
 * Matt Johnson

Notes & trivia

 * This episode parodies the TV show Whalburgers.